coffee feels so right, coffee forever feels so fucking right
i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
This is going on my tumblr again.
and some of the months in-between
I get it…
when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
LOOK INTO ITS EYES
Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
"When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day."-Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)
Where can I eat this…now
Oh. My. God
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.