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you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen
and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
The Goonies (1995)
El excesivo entusiasmo de Chunk ante la persecución policíaca le juega una mala pasada.
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell