eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
I’ve become a slave to the emotions created from magical melodies
this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.
that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked
I don’t usually post porn but…
makin’ more for the skeleton war
WOW IS REALLY NO ONE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SKELETONS BONING
THIS WEBSITE HAS LET ME DOWN
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
how to travel in time: read
how to escape time: music
how to feel time: write
how to waste time: social media
when straight people talk to gays
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
"It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company."-(via gothics)